Cartoonist Scott Adams Does Not Think Highly of My "Pussy"

Scott Adams, infamous creator of the comic strip Dilbert, posted something on his blog today that so enraged the blogosphere he decided to take it down. Sort of. he didn't take it down because he felt bad or changed his mind. He took it down because we under-educated masses misunderstood his highly intelligent treatise on male discrimination.

If you CLICK HERE ON THIS LINK you can see a nice rundown of his post, including commentary from a feminist blogger. That's not the most amusing part, though to be sure his "I'm a poor white male getting dumped on for no reason" BS is certainly a thrill. The amusing part is the comment he then left on this blog, comment number 24, explaining that those of us who are offended by his original post have poor reading comprehension skills.

"That’s the reason the original blog was pulled down. All writing is designed for specific readers. This piece was designed for regular readers of The Scott Adams blog. That group has an unusually high reading comprehension level.

In this case, the content of the piece inspires so much emotion in some readers that they literally can’t understand it. The same would be true if the topic were about gun ownership or a dozen other topics. As emotion increases, reading comprehension decreases. This would be true of anyone, but regular readers of the Dilbert blog are pretty far along the bell curve toward rational thought, and relatively immune to emotional distortion."

Now, let me explain to you, Mr. Adams, and my regular readers, why you are a jackass.

This excerpt here from your original post tells me all I need to know about you:

"Now I would like to speak directly to my male readers who feel unjustly treated by the widespread suppression of men’s rights:

Get over it, you bunch of pussies."

Yes, ladies and gentleman, when you feel whiny or bitter about something, that makes you female genitalia. The world is just the way it is, and you just have to accept it, you soft, weak, crybaby girl flesh. Man up. Grow a pair. Testicles make you emotionally strong, and give you above average reading comprehension skills. Vulvas are sissies.

Meet me over at Camera Three, Scott Adams.

I don't know what "pussies" you've been hanging out with, but the "pussies" I know belong to amazingly powerful women who birth entire human beings through them. They bring their "pussies" to work where they own and manage their own businesses, create stunning art, music and literature, climb mountains, play sports, and even go to war in the Middle East.

They carry their babies on their backs, teach their children math and science, change their own tires and engine oil, and drive huge delivery trucks. The renovate their own homes and landscape their own land. They major in medicine, engineering, biology, and mathematics. They play soccer and basketball and baseball, as well as dance ballet, teach yoga classes and run marathons. They beat life threatening diseases, including cancer. They even open jars and lift heavy objects.


These are all women in my circle whom I know personally, and they somehow manage to accomplish these things accompanied by their strong, beautiful "pussies."

I'm not even going to bother analyzing the rest of your post. It speaks volumes on its own.

Here's a LINK TO THAT POST in its entirety. For kicks and giggles.

Sabbath Inspiration

"Choose to align yourself with people who are like-minded in their search for simplified inspiration. Give those who find fault or who are confrontational a silent blessing and remove yourself from their energy as quickly as possible. Your life is simplified enormously when you don’t have to defend yourself to anyone, and when you receive support rather than criticism." 

- Dr. Wayne Dyer

Meanwhile, In Ireland.....

"In Ireland, at birth we don't get the tip of our ****ing knobs chopped off! I ****ing completely disagree with that. People say it's cleaner to have no foreskin? What, have you never heard of a ****ing shower?" ~Colin Farrell

Using My Powers For Good As Well As Evil

I got this message from a Facebook friend today. I've known this daddy for well over two decades.

"Just wanted you to know that i used to spank my kids. not that often, but sometimes.

However, you helped me get over myself and cut that out mostly. i don't remember where it came from, but we were arguing about something on facebook and i realized you had a good point about it. I don't agree that NO spanking EVER is the way to go (sorry, not yet), because i think my kids need a smack on the butt if they're committing some especially grievous sins, like disrespecting their mother (which is rare, and they KNOW that it's lights out when that happens)

However, after i had that realization i decided to put a moratorium on it for awhile. i am a pretty introspective guy, and after awhile i realized i was spanking more for myself then for them. i felt awful. i also realized that sometimes when i spanked i ended up defending the wrong side, stuff like that.

anyways, i see the error in my ways, to a certain extent. i now tell people that i believe in the laying on of hands, but i am not a practicing believer.... =)

so, i wanted to say thanks for being persistent. i'm sure you know that we disagree on many things. however, i am not so shallow or proud that i can't change my behavior for the better when i think it's warranted, and you helped me make a change in that small way. i appreciate that.

i read a lot of stupid crap on facebook. most of it is cotton candy, so i do appreciate your intense love for your kids.

have a nice day!"

That makes up for some of the other, less uplifting messages I've received last week. It always feels amazing to know that my posts and comments and things helped someone think differently about their approach to their cuddlies. The next time someone tells me I'm just in it to force everyone to think my way, I'm going to re-read this and think, totally worth it.